If there's one thing I'm more than qualified to do, it's to tell people how to do stuff that I am not qualified to do. It's always been said that critics are just failures at the same medium that would rather tear down others to cover their own insecurities.

Now that's a job description I can get behind.

In the next little while, this will be my forum where I tear people a new one, simply for trying their best. CDs, movies, video games, whatever I can get my hands on, I'll be grading it. The eventual goal is to have record labels actually sending me stuff for free, just so I can make fun of it. The day I actually can make good money by being a smartass is....well, I'm guessing it'll be a Wednesday. Just seems right.

Keep checking back, I'll have something for you eventually.